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J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History. Season 5 -
Published: 12 months ago By: ERB

By: ERBPublished: 12 months ago

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▼ CAST ▼
George R. R. Martin: EpicLLOYD

J. R. R. Tolkien: Nice Peter

John Bonham, John Paul Jones & Jimmy Page: Dante Cimadamore

Human Warrior & Orc: Joey Greer

Hodor: Ricky Mammone

Jon Snow: Rudy Fermin

Khaleesi: Ceciley Jenkins

Elves: Sulai Lopez & Shaun Lewin

▼ CREW ▼
Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist

Directed by:
Nice Peter

Mike Bettete

Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Mike Bettete, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore and Samantha Kellie

Senior Director of Studios:
Michelle Maloney

Production Coordinator:
Shaun Lewin

Song Produced by:
Nice Peter & Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso

Mixed by:
Nice Peter and Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso

Beat Produced by:
Epistra Beats

Video Editing by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton and Nice Peter

Assistant Editor:
Josh Best

VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton

Additional VFX:
Javier Sánchez-Blanco Boyer

Director of Photography:
Jon Na

Costume Designer/Art Director:
Sulai Lopez

Costuming Assistant:
Catherine Charpentier

Department Make Up Head:
Tara Lang & Ashlyn McIntyre

Make Up:
Brittany White

Asst. Make Up:
Caitlyn Brisbin

Art Department:
Remmington Brimmer

Andrew Kurchinski

Kurt Schmidt

Music Supervisor/Playback:
Dante Cimadamore

Yev Belilovskiy & Andy Chinn

Production Assistant:
Atoki Ileka & Edrei Hutson

Matthew Ciampa

Produced by:
Atul Singh for Maker Studios


'AmokBR' 5 hours ago
Man, Tolkien destroyed the myopic manatee
Gilbert Lamb
'Gilbert Lamb' 7 hours ago
lift up my gut and tea baggins' my nuts 😂 lmao
António Gomes
'António Gomes' 9 hours ago
"You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq" - He won in his first 9 seconds
JØNNY før20
'JØNNY før20' 17 hours ago
Remix ft. J.K. Rowling
'gfuke' 18 hours ago
Was expecting Eddard/Boromir to be in this
Der Entinator
'Der Entinator' 19 hours ago
You can’t reach this Fellow, shit, //The Fellowship of the Ring
I’m Two Towering //The Two Towers
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it’s Return of the King //The Return of the King

All three in one flow
'TplayTa' 20 hours ago
Tolkien won for sure :)
RedBelle Mage
'RedBelle Mage' 20 hours ago
Tolkien hands down
though I did like the tea-baggins my nuts
Şafak Ceylan
'Şafak Ceylan' 20 hours ago
In this costume, Lloyd is like a Bridgestone mascot
Philani Mabuza
'Philani Mabuza' 23 hours ago
I laughed a little too loud at this 1 - EPIC
Random Fantasy
'Random Fantasy' 1 day ago
Shadow Thief
'Shadow Thief' 2 days ago
Norrin Radd
'Norrin Radd' 2 days ago
Tolkien wins just for the reference to the historical John Snow.
Jeff Robertson
'Jeff Robertson' 2 days ago
"Every time I battle it's return of the King!". Tolkien wins without a single doubt.
Kelly Geoppinger
'Kelly Geoppinger' 2 days ago
miss marple vs poirot imtrrupted by agatha Christie
Uncle Zorg
'Uncle Zorg' 2 days ago
jeff hanneman v jeff sessions
'Cristálido' 2 days ago
Alan Moore vs Frank Miller/Grant Morrison
'LivingDex' 2 days ago
put it on speed 1.25 its amazing
Un Idiota Cualquiera
I didn't spected Led Zeppelin, Tolkien's winner
Andrey Proto
'Andrey Proto' 2 days ago
Jashun Paluru
'Jashun Paluru' 2 days ago
"Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies."
If my life was a movie this would be applicable as well...

I cri
Lux Bellator
'Lux Bellator' 2 days ago
The line, "You even stole my R.R.!" always kills me xD
Joey the Red Mage
'Joey the Red Mage' 2 days ago
Star Wars vs. Star Trek! (Featuring Spaceballs!)
dante darkstorm
'dante darkstorm' 2 days ago
everytime i battle it's return of the king! thats a KO
Southpark Games
'Southpark Games' 2 days ago
vegeta vs batman plz
Radioactive Gamez TM
Siri vs HAL9000 or Alexa vs Siri
Alucard Vigilate Dismas
Smith and Wesson vs. Heckler and Koch
'CriLiC3' 3 days ago
Sheogorath Vs The Joker
Montavious Williams
george won lol
Erwin Smith
'Erwin Smith' 3 days ago
walter junior and joffrey
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
Tolkien wins
Der Geschichtskanal
Gerog.R.R Martin won
Andrew Churchwell
'Andrew Churchwell' 4 days ago
1:14 who else noticed the Black Ops 2 reference
Chanel Petratos
'Chanel Petratos' 4 days ago
I haven't watched this yet and I already know Tolkien won.
Jayden Ruth
'Jayden Ruth' 4 days ago
All your bad guys die and good guys survive.

cough cough Boromir cough cough
Sam Holt-Williams
'Sam Holt-Williams' 4 days ago
Tolkien by far.
JDVIII of Inveon
'JDVIII of Inveon' 4 days ago
I think we can all agree....
.....Tolkien is the Lord of the beats.
'olenakamoto '' 4 days ago
J. R. R. Tolkien can win any battle.
Anime Server
'Anime Server' 4 days ago
this one's too tough to decide
Lee Smith
'Lee Smith' 4 days ago
Now that's what I'm TOLKIEN about. J R R took it. ;D
'broshaman' 4 days ago
Martin openly admits that he takes a lot from Tolkien.
really, from the way he's put it. I myself don't even see why there's a comparison.
You can't kill god, so to speak.
mr swooplett
'mr swooplett' 4 days ago
j r r toilken won
Ivan olivas
'Ivan olivas' 4 days ago
H.P Lovecraft Vs Donald Glover(Or any black nerd)
The Red Panda Society
Tolkien is the god of literary kings
'Eothr' 5 days ago
Tolkein, without question.
Angel Perez
'Angel Perez' 5 days ago
This is EPIC!!
'J4D3' 5 days ago
Han Solo vs Indiana Jones
Peter J. vs George Lucas
Hodor vs Groot
Like Skywalker vs Harry Potter
Sam Fisher vs Solid Snake
bintang mahardika
'bintang mahardika' 5 days ago
baden powel vs harry potter
Alex Martin
'Alex Martin' 5 days ago
Anyone else notice Martin playing that Zork game on the PC? You have been eaten by a gru
Jonah Henrickson
'Jonah Henrickson' 5 days ago
C.S. Lewis vs. J.K. Rowling :)
'xXr0tt3nsAwsageXx' 5 days ago
asimov still won over tolkien :P
'xXr0tt3nsAwsageXx' 5 days ago
you guys didn't read tolkien's work. but He's still the best
Sith Lord
'Sith Lord' 6 days ago
J.R.R. hands-down!
SwagMasta 127
'SwagMasta 127' 6 days ago
who in the world is George Martin? I'm only 13 so I probably never heard of him. reply if you know who he is so I can learn
Patterson Beard
'Patterson Beard' 6 days ago
George RR Martin is a fan of Tolkien that's why thrones was written this song is redundant but good.
Charles Smith
'Charles Smith' 6 days ago
Martin even stole one of Tolkien's character names. Drogo=Frodo's father... Drogo=Dothraki Khal
Immanuel Sundar
'Immanuel Sundar' 6 days ago
Tolkien easily Won...
headbite alien
'headbite alien' 7 days ago
God damn that was actually a really close one
Abigail King
'Abigail King' 7 days ago
Tolkien wins
stjepan barišić
'stjepan barišić' 7 days ago
the appeal in George R.R. Martin's books are the political intruige and suprise you never Know what will happen and you're scared to get attached to them also the extensive lore
Vivek Krishnaa
'Vivek Krishnaa' 7 days ago
JRR won
Daniel Ruben
'Daniel Ruben' 1 week ago
Tolkien definitely wins
'AshrakTeriel' 1 week ago
Doctor Who vs. Rick Sanchez
Nathan Custard
'Nathan Custard' 1 week ago
Every character George: Joffrey, Ramsey I think not
Anna Rose
'Anna Rose' 1 week ago
Rebecca Sugar Vs. Alex Hirsch Please!!!!!!!
Ben Feiler
'Ben Feiler' 1 week ago
omg imagine if robert jordan showed up partway through. f***in' awesome.
the Rav
'the Rav' 1 week ago
George killed so many in his book, just to be killed by Tolkien on youtube.
Daniel Davis
'Daniel Davis' 1 week ago
George won for sure!
Daniel Serrano
'Daniel Serrano' 1 week ago
J.k. Rowling Vs. J.R.R. Tolkien
'GammalEirik' 1 week ago
Then of course Robin Hobb and Pat Rothfuss kick down the door and fucking destroy them
Tolkien. All day.
'LostLegion' 1 week ago
Tolkien wins
The Slaurinburg
'The Slaurinburg' 1 week ago
"Myomic manatee" Best words ever.
Kun Feng
'Kun Feng' 1 week ago
does George look like the skipper from "Gilligan's Island" to anyone else
Mhalen Ilag
'Mhalen Ilag' 1 week ago
Jon Snow vs Bilbo Baggins
'Meg' 1 week ago
Kawwaii Pug
'Kawwaii Pug' 1 week ago
Yoda Vs Groot

Yoda: Star Wars
Groot:Gaurdians Of The Galaxy
Zeh Medic
'Zeh Medic' 1 week ago
George put up a good fight, but Tolkien won easily
Skulls n
'Skulls n' Roses' 1 week ago
This is as all ways an incredibly difficult decision but I have to give this one to George RR Martin
Star Wolfe Productions
Vlad the Impaler VS Count Dracula
waste of space
'waste of space' 1 week ago
I expected jk Rowling to come in
Games royle
'Games royle' 1 week ago
tolkin is the best
Travelcoustic Recording
"All your bad guys die and your good guys survive"
Somebody clearly didn't read The Silmarillion :D
'baosia' 1 week ago
Practical effects vs. CGI
Angelina Andrea de Leon
J.R.R. Tolkien won!
Matt F
'Matt F' 1 week ago
I throw this in whenever I feel like it but ......Han Solo vs Indiana Jones! add in their messed up kids and/or wives and bring back Vader vs Hitler if you wanna.
Zachary Hodges
'Zachary Hodges' 2 weeks ago
This was epic!
Jesse Torres
'Jesse Torres' 2 weeks ago
Tolkien was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DAMN BADASS!
He won, even tho martin was good too ...
'MrRenegadeshinobi' 2 weeks ago
Anne Rice vs Stephanie Meyer.
Tolkien won
'Torpedex' 2 weeks ago
How can tolkien, an old white man, be a bigger gangsta then 95% of rappers today?
Albéric Lestienne
'Albéric Lestienne' 2 weeks ago
Tolkien won!!
Antonio Cruz
'Antonio Cruz' 2 weeks ago
j r r won
Veneficus Ignis
'Veneficus Ignis' 2 weeks ago
To be fair? I think Tolkein won entirely... I'm sorry but what he said to George was all true XD
Bizniz Productions
'Bizniz Productions' 2 weeks ago
You LARPed your Santa Claus ass through Vietnam.
We have a winner.
Justyn Dugan
'Justyn Dugan' 2 weeks ago
Sooo, technically this is Game of Thrones fans vs. Lord of the Rings fans?
'kimplin' 2 weeks ago
dragonborn vs geralt of rivia
Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake (interrupted by Indiana Jones)
'james' 2 weeks ago
rr martain ia is not in the class
'james' 2 weeks ago
Sorry JJK will always rule
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