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Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 4. -
Published: 2 years ago By: ERB

By: ERBPublished: 2 years ago

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[Filmed on a Canon C500 camera, and Canon Compact Cinema Zoom Lens]

▼ CAST ▼
Nietzsche: Nice Peter

Socrates: EpicLLOYD

Voltaire: Zach Sherwin

Sun Tzu: Timothy DeLaGhetto

Confucius: MC Jin

Laozi: KRNFX

▼ CREW ▼
Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist

Co-Executive Producer:
Michelle Maloney

Directed by:
Nice Peter

Mike Betette

Atul Singh

First Assistant Director:
Carly Sturgeon

Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Zach Sherwin, Timothy DeLaGhetto, MC Jin & KRNFX

Staff Writer:
Dante Cimadamore

Mike Betette

Song Produced by:
Nice Peter & Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso

Mixed by:
Nice Peter and Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso

Beat Produced by:

Video Editing by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton and Nice Peter

Director of Photography:
Jon Na

Costume Designer / Art Director:
Sulai Lopez

VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton

Dept. Head Make Up and Hair:
Ashlyn Melancon

Make Up Artist:
Ruth Haney

Make Up Artist:
Perri Sorel

Kurt Schmidt

Music Supervisor/Playback:
Dante Cimadamore

Asst. Production Coordinator:
Shaun Lewin

Yev Belilovsky


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'MrGold' 35 minutes ago
Western philosophers won.
wei zhao
'wei zhao' 3 hours ago
Dr. Groph
'Dr. Groph' 10 hours ago
Eastern Philosophers
Miles Beining
'Miles Beining' 10 hours ago
East won.
'Kanrio' 10 hours ago
this is probably in the top 5 erbs of all time
Oozing Slime
'Oozing Slime' 11 hours ago
Lao Tzu has no eyelids
Nicholaus Buthmann
'Nicholaus Buthmann' 11 hours ago
Where's Goethe?
Ketan Kulkarni
'Ketan Kulkarni' 13 hours ago
yeah Eastern means only Chinese, cause Indians are retarded guys good only for tech support, ain't you racist pricks? most retarded video ever ERB.
Markhaswagvlogs Savage
This was one of the best
SkyWars Fails
'SkyWars Fails' 16 hours ago
Sun Tzu Looks like an idiot... and his lines make no sense.
Pieter Jansen
'Pieter Jansen' 18 hours ago
Pablo escobar vs Voldemort?
Anthony Monforti
'Anthony Monforti' 19 hours ago
The western Philosophers win
Next Battle: Charles Shulz Vs Bill Watterson.
Briana Dean
'Briana Dean' 21 hours ago
Eastern philosophers won (Chinese guys)
Gevon Sutherland
'Gevon Sutherland' 1 day ago
Not gonna like, this is the first suggestion I had when I first saw these. They finally did it and I missed it for more than a year and a half. I am an idiot.
'Fraser' 1 day ago
Western philosophers won
Bartek Dalba
'Bartek Dalba' 1 day ago
And as always the winner is Shoppenhauer.
Khal Drogo
'Khal Drogo' 1 day ago
what about the people connected the west with the east, the middle east?
Meme Pug
'Meme Pug' 1 day ago
Western won
so the moral of the story smart people can agree who's better
'TurtwigZ' 1 day ago
Who else memorized this
CH4RL1E 1234
'CH4RL1E 1234' 2 days ago
Hijack the Ripper
'Hijack the Ripper' 2 days ago
the asian clearly won
Isle of Derp
'Isle of Derp' 2 days ago
Chinese vs America is more like it
'crnlsnts' 2 days ago
N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E and i'll end any mother fucker like my name in a spelling bee. I need to used that if someone being a dickhead
Awesome God of Minecraft
Eastern cause I'm eastern
char jl
'char jl' 2 days ago
Hahaha East. Definitely
Christopher Ryan
'Christopher Ryan' 2 days ago
Confucius won because you cannot hold these fortune cookies
'QNym' 3 days ago
Confucius is voice 😍
leon smith
'leon smith' 3 days ago
come on guys make a Kratos God of War vs Ronald McDonald
Emilio Hernandez
'Emilio Hernandez' 3 days ago
i love these raps!
Benjamin Warren
'Benjamin Warren' 3 days ago
is it TheLegend27!?
GeometryDash Doddle
Easten philosophers won. Even when fighting amongst themselves, they still had the better disses.
Andrew Ford
'Andrew Ford' 3 days ago
watched like 12 times and still don't know the words lol
Bjarke Arvedlund
'Bjarke Arvedlund' 3 days ago
Nietzche won
Guzel Myers
'Guzel Myers' 3 days ago
Oh, guys, help. A didn't understand Socrates' words (1:34). What's the method he is talking about?
DeepFried Wat3rMel0n
If you are learning German/Deutsch the spelling Nietzsche isn't that hard to guess :/
Rachel Consoli
'Rachel Consoli' 3 days ago
Confucius rapping is so epic!! There need to be a second one of these!
'Warhero2011' 3 days ago
I just realized after watching this so many times, it said "What is winning" :3
J A Y D E N. Y E N
Personally My Favorite ERB, Second Is Rasputin Vs Stalin.

Even Though I Thought The Eastern Philosophers Won.
The Best Line: "N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E And I'll End Any Motherfucker Like My Name In A Spelling Bee"
богдан колыхалин
One of the best battles.
'38cmd' 4 days ago
We need a Samurai vs. a Cowboy.
Jessica Harley Rabbit Quinn
SkyWars Fails
'SkyWars Fails' 4 days ago
Sun Tzu wasn't a gangster... he also looked intelligent, might I add. Not some stereo typical short asian, with a NERF suit of armor. Also, Confucius crushed everyone.
Apos Apocalypse
'Apos Apocalypse' 4 days ago
N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E won
'Apuleius' 4 days ago
i think Descartes would be better instead Voltaire.
Nymeria Uchiha the 1st Hoekage
me no third reichy bruh I'm done
I like cookies
'I like cookies' 4 days ago
the guy playing Nietzche looks more like Guy De Maupassant
Dj Ponce
'Dj Ponce' 5 days ago
Do all of the philosophers
Ben Strickley
'Ben Strickley' 5 days ago
do roy mcorly vs jordan spieth
Dara Horan
'Dara Horan' 5 days ago
Niri - Clash Royale Gaming
Asian nation won this one
Abdullah Faraj
'Abdullah Faraj' 5 days ago
There is nothing called winning in the world of philosophy
tember drueppel
'tember drueppel' 6 days ago
Mario vs god
Maester Rory
'Maester Rory' 6 days ago
Jor-El vs Al Gore --They both tried in vain to warn their world of its impending doom

Rocky Balboa vsThe Rock --two fighters that are very different

Hawkeye vs The Fresh Prince of Bel Air --Pierce from MASH could give Will Smith a run for his money

French Stewart vs The Romans --yeah, the empire of Rome vs the actor

teh_pwnerer vs Headshot Doug --from Canadian show purepwnage

Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin --two men known across the globe for thier love of nature

Dr Greggory House vs Dr Bones Mcoy --two doctors who are very different

Rorschach vs Spider Man --they both do the same thing, really.

ERB Announcer vs Glados --Two great voices
Brandon Baker
'Brandon Baker' 6 days ago
negan vs the governor
Daegan Noel (Nagead-Pwns)
We need Marx vs Ayn Rand.
Mary Perry
'Mary Perry' 6 days ago
Sun tzu Scheming at 2:44
ffemt 92
'ffemt 92' 6 days ago
General MacArthur vs General "'Mad Dog" Mattis
M Stevens
'M Stevens' 6 days ago
Sun is going to burn them because they're white
His name is Sun Tzu
And Suns out guns out
Dominic Petrillo
'Dominic Petrillo' 6 days ago
"What is Winning?" made me laugh like nobodies business. This shit is hilarious.
Raymond Samuels
'Raymond Samuels' 6 days ago
lol look at laozi when the other two are fighting each others XD
'Cannibal713' 6 days ago
ERB is very clever, and quite smart. I had never heard of Voltaire rigging a lottery, so I looked it up. And sure as hell he did, and made an obscene amount of money. Not by cheating, but using enlightened math. Check it out, it's a great story.
None Of Your Business
Confuscious. Screw the others.
Cody Morales
'Cody Morales' 6 days ago
Memo Martinez
'Memo Martinez' 7 days ago
Northern Philosophers vs Southern Philosophers if they exists
'SongBlast' 7 days ago
lmao we just learned about Confucius in History this week
Kevin Golinveaux
'Kevin Golinveaux' 7 days ago
Patrick Fix
'Patrick Fix' 7 days ago
a french who can speak english o.O illuminati?
Mr.Troll 345X
'Mr.Troll 345X' 7 days ago
2:47 Worst line Sherwin had so far
Adit Biju (The Power Rangers Fan Guy)
Donald Trump vs Harry Potter
The Grim247
'The Grim247' 1 week ago
Rematch please
Qqq Qqq
'Qqq Qqq' 1 week ago
Why are all eastern philosophers Chinese. Was the east that dumb or was china just smart
Aver Valeriuos
'Aver Valeriuos' 1 week ago
REMATCH))) this is EPIC!!
'CrazyArt' 1 week ago
Ohhhh, that must be so difficult, I must show it to my grandpa, 'cause he likes thinking he's a western philosoph.
elliott stumph
'elliott stumph' 1 week ago
double the philosophers!
'evilmegasteve' 1 week ago
This is glorious to listen to in x2 speed
little nig
'little nig' 1 week ago
Saketh Sarvepalli
'Saketh Sarvepalli' 1 week ago
Indian gods vs Greek gods
'MJTRadio' 1 week ago
I wish Ayn Rand would come in and both sides would tell her to shut the fuck up.
Annie Lanier
'Annie Lanier' 1 week ago
I get the Pooh reference after taking an Asian Religion and Philosophy class in college
Darth Revan
'Darth Revan' 1 week ago
That guy the blackest Asian I've ever seen 😂
Denzhe Sadiki
'Denzhe Sadiki' 1 week ago
Confucius won.
'caleb' 1 week ago
confusious won
Josue Ostos
'Josue Ostos' 1 week ago
Dat was so epic OMg
Monkey D. Luffy
'Monkey D. Luffy' 1 week ago
Who knew spelling your name out in a rap battle would sound so badass??
'Bonix' 1 week ago
Lao zi is a god
Jared Wilson
'Jared Wilson' 1 week ago
Abe Lincoln should have came in and said something about a house divided by itself cannot stand.
'LostChild' 1 week ago
'jackattack0720' 1 week ago
Jesus vs. Muhammad
man with beard dude
but... he wasn't a nihilist?
Boring Games
'Boring Games' 1 week ago
I thought someone inrl was calling out "YEAH"
'LorsheSyd' 1 week ago
I fucking hate Zach
Jesus Ponce
'Jesus Ponce' 1 week ago
Who would've known the most clever and intelligent rap lyrics would come from two guys and their equally talented writers?
Elite Ethan
'Elite Ethan' 1 week ago
The philosophers won
SeriousHorror Gaming
The Big Three (Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin) vs The Three Kings (Clooney, Wahlberg, Ice Cube)

Both trios were included in a war

And I don't care Churchill and Stalin were already used, Just Do It.
Alex Pan
'Alex Pan' 1 week ago
Shoot Sun Tsu destroyed this battle. Rematch bro.
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